theoryofprophet: the problem is that with zero knowlege of the Latin grammar, doublechecking, triplechecking, quadruplechecking with a dictionary will not help, because 1) you don't know the correct endings for the words (only a Latin grammar book can reveal that to an unexperienced person) 2) you don't know the correct word order 3) you don't know the correct phrases 4) Google translate cannot be used even as a last resort, because it produces gibberish: you obviously understand that a gibberish generator cannot be used as a last resort. It's like drinking sea water to quench the thirst.
So you can imagine how wrong your statement may sound to an experienced Latinist. Don't take it personally though, it's good you put in the efforts, but there is just no help if you've never opened a Latin grammar book.
Google Translate for Latin should be banned, forbidden, nuked from the Internet.