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Etaoin Shrdlu
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Even with the vowels, the word looks a tad tricky for non-Welsh speakers. The consonants aren't English, and my voiceless L is shaky.
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Scottish man fined for calling an Irish man a leprechaun
A Scottish man has been taken to court and fined for calling his ex-girlfriend's new Irish boyfriend a "leprechaun" in a threatening email. Terry Myers, 41, appeared in Aberdeen Sheriff Court after he sent his ex-partner an email which made reference to the women's new partner being Irish.
Etaoin Shrdlu
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Man high on drugs detained by police after biting seagull
The 26-year-old claimed the bird attacked him and targeted his McDonald's meal
www.devonlive.com
OK, we've all done it. Or at least thought about it.
Etaoin Shrdlu
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Man horrified by contents of 162-day old lunch box from before lockdown
"The smell was one of the worst things I have ever smelt"
www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk
There's a fairly blatant English mistake in the article, for fans of that sort of thing.
What I want to know is how it made the news. Did the lunchbox owner think, 'I've got a scoop for the local paper,' and get in touch with their news desk? Or did the writer of the article have a friend who mentioned this in the course of a conversation, and thought that it would fill up the website on a really slow news day?
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Homophone "wreaked" for "reeked".
Etaoin Shrdlu
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If only for the last line.
www.sudouest.fr
Insolite en Dordogne : il provoque une explosion en voulant tuer une mouche
La victime de cet étonnant accident domestique, dû à une raquette électrique, s’en tire avec une légère brûlure.
www.sudouest.fr
Etaoin Shrdlu
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Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam
Used contraceptives found in warehouse in Binh Duong province were boiled, dried and resold
www.theguardian.com
Etaoin Shrdlu
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Meanwhile, in New England:
www.outsports.com
How this trans satanist anarchist won the Republican nomination for sheriff in a small New England county
Aria DiMezzo received more than 4,000 votes in the Republican primary for sheriff in Cheshire County, New Hampshire.
www.outsports.com
'Just went ballistic': Parrots in wildlife park moved after swearing at visitors
Five parrots have been removed from public view at a British wildlife park after they started swearing at customers.
www.ctvnews.ca
Etaoin Shrdlu
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Priest recorded having group sex on altar of Pearl River church, police say; 3 arrested
Pastor, adult film actor and dominatrix for hire, another woman booked with obscenity
He's been suspended by the diocese more swiftly than his predecessor was for inappropriate texts to a minor; shock was expressed at a church sex scandal involving consenting adults.
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Sadiq Khan’s deputy spotted eating earwax on glasses during live public meeting
Viewers were left shocked when the deputy mayor was seen carrying out the disgusting act during a live city hall meeting
www.mirror.co.uk