It's amazing where my mind will wander if left idle long enough! Here's a joke I randomly thought up while eating dinner. Fair warning: it does require some knowledge of ancient Greek (or at least the origins/derivations of the words "hippopotamus" and "democracy").
Q: Why are all horses hypocrites?
A: Because if they ruled the world, it'd be hippocracy (hypocrisy).
As a somewhat obvious extension,...
Q: And in this world ruled by horses, why would any holder of public office need a medical degree?
A: Because public officials would have to take the Hippocratic oath.
Q: Why are all horses hypocrites?
A: Because if they ruled the world, it'd be hippocracy (hypocrisy).
As a somewhat obvious extension,...
Q: And in this world ruled by horses, why would any holder of public office need a medical degree?
A: Because public officials would have to take the Hippocratic oath.