Some last dorm wisdom regarding polish-japanese false friends
- painter in Japanese - pisaki mazala (pl. pisaki, (ona) mazała - felt-tip pens, she drew)
- fireman in Japanese - zamala sikawa (pl. za mała sikawa - (his) hose is too small)
- head of family in Japanese - tatamayaya (pl. tata ma jaja - dad has balls)
- school thief in Japanese - kosimazaki (pl. kosi mazaki - he/she steals felt-tip pens)
- mother-in-law in Japanese = takasuka (pl. taka suka - such a bi*ch);
- mother in law's daughter = takasama (pl. taka sama - the same)
- lesbian in Japanese = nahui mihui (pl. na chuj mi chuj? - why the fu*k do I need a dick?)
- toilet in Japanese = sikaitu (pl. sikaj tu! - piss here!)
And many, many more