Two stories from when my Opa and Oma (from Germany) immigrated to Canada with my uncle, who must have been about 6 or 7 at that time.
(1) They all walked into a store that served soft drinks, etc. They saw a sign advertising "7-up" and read the "7" as a capital J. So they asked the cashier for "Jup" (pronouncing it "Yup"). She couldn't figure out what they were talking about until they pointed to the sign.
(2) My Opa and Oma went to buy some coffee and the person serving it asked how many sugar cubes they wanted in their coffee. My Opa and Oma NEVER put sugar in their coffee, and so they shook their heads, protesting, "Nein, nein." "NINE?" the incredulous server asked them. "Nein, nein!" they confirmed.
...They couldn't drink the coffee.
(1) They all walked into a store that served soft drinks, etc. They saw a sign advertising "7-up" and read the "7" as a capital J. So they asked the cashier for "Jup" (pronouncing it "Yup"). She couldn't figure out what they were talking about until they pointed to the sign.
(2) My Opa and Oma went to buy some coffee and the person serving it asked how many sugar cubes they wanted in their coffee. My Opa and Oma NEVER put sugar in their coffee, and so they shook their heads, protesting, "Nein, nein." "NINE?" the incredulous server asked them. "Nein, nein!" they confirmed.
...They couldn't drink the coffee.